Those annoying moments.

Some things that annoy me:

Oh yes, you know what I mean. We all have these awkward moments in life which seem to happen on a daily basis… You don’t know what I mean? Well, here are some examples:

1- When you’re walking down the street and someone is walking towards you. So when you come closer to them, you kind of do this dodging movement until you think you know which way to go, but oh no, he goes the same way.
2- When I’m with someone and they say: ‘hey did you know that…’ or, ‘can you…’ and they don’t finish their sentence. And then you say ‘what? Can I what?’ and they say something like: ‘nah doesn’t matter, leave it’.
3- When you are having a conversation with someone and in the middle of conversation they say: ‘and then guess what happened’, and I say: ‘what? What happened?’ and they would keep on saying: ‘ah come on, guess!’ Annoying.
4- When you’re in a supermarket and there is a very varied selection of apples, muffins, etc. And you can’t decide which one to take. So you find that you’re hand is hovering over all of them trying to find the tastiest one! I hate the awkwardness of people watching you and waiting for their turn.
5- When I’m with my sister, we like to find ‘the shortcut’. So when she goes a different way and says: ‘I’m so going to beat you’, she starts running, and when we get to the finishing point, she is out of breath! And then there comes the arguments about how she ran all the way, so then I go her way, and she goes my way. And thats when we remember leaving something in the oven, whoops!

There are loads of things that annoy me! Tell me if you do any of these things or if you have any other of those annoying, awkward moments. 😉

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Teachers.

Sorry I’m two days late!
Teachers…

I went in to school the other day to do a few resit exams. When I saw my teachers I was reminded of why I loved them so much…
1- Spanish Teacher: he speaks as if he had a dictionary in front of him. He does this ‘cough’ after every few words so he talks like this: And so mhhhm the meaning ehmm of that word hmm … But with more complicated language!
2- My Citizenship Teacher: he talks as if there was a peg on his nose and he is the dullest, most impacient man in the history of man kind!
3- My English Teacher: also known as the: what? What subject does she teach?
She doesn’t know how to speak English, and when I try to correct her she tells me to read a dictionary; she wears these glasses which make her eyes look 3x bigger than what they actually are, (scary); and she hates kids. This teacher actually failed me in English this year… Crazy.
4- Valencian Language and Music Teacher: she has been very nice to me this year. She is also my tutor and she gave me a good grade in valencian, (even though I don’t know how to speak it!) … The main problem is the amount of homework she gives us.
5- Social Sciences Teacher: one of the best teachers, he doesn’t even give us homework! Sometimes when he can’t be bothered to teach he puts ‘the Simpsons’ on in class, and the person who is closest to the window has to look out to see if the headmaster is coming down the hallway… (you aren’t aloud to put movies on in class).
6- Natural Sciences Teacher: the kindest teacher. When he’s telling someone off he uses this really pathetic little mouse voice, so he isn’t that scary! He didn’t give me any homework for this summer, yay! And when he smiles, everyone smiles because, I don’t know, it’s just his vibe I guess.
7- P.E. Teacher: Isn’t anything close to energetic! He makes us go to the park twice a week and run around this huge water fountain in the blazing hot heat! (he just lies on the wall sunbathing). When people get to the other side of the fountain they lie down underneath the wall so that he can’t see us panting and throwing up, (it has happened). He doesn’t smoke, but he has a really rough loud voice, it’s really scary!
8- Religion Teacher: bad singer! He sings all these religios songs in Italian, no idea why. I remember last year he plugged his computer into the white board so that there were two identical screens, and when he stood up to explain something us, the white board went onto the screen saver mode and pictures of him in his underpants with his baby in the bath started appearing! It was hilarious!
9- Another Spanish Teacher: needs to retire, (he’s almost 80)! He is deaf and blind so in class we aren’t taught anything and people just spend their time… Singing, being idiots, throwing sharp, heavy objects around the class etc.etc.
10- Maths Teacher: simply scary… I know I’m using that word a lot but it is the best word for these teachers! She gives us heaps of homework and she explains really badly. Half my year group failed maths this year.

As mad as my teachers are… They have somehow managed to keep their jobs! They also set really bad examples. They smoke inbetween classes in the school grounds and people have actually seen them getting drunk in school festivals!
(by the way, this is one of the best schools in the city!)… 😉